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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies Wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Do you cry under water?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?


:joy::joy::joy:

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http://hajokes.com/view/Ever-wonder-why

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Aileen.Cortes wrote:

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

This is a good one...

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Aileen.Cortes wrote:
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies Wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
Do you cry under water?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
:joy::joy::joy:


I literally laughed out loud  

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More please! :joy:

do the right thing even when nobody is watching

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Hahahaha! This is hilarious. I'm actually going to try to cry under water. XD


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Aileen.Cortes wrote:

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies Wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Do you cry under water?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?

:joy::joy::joy:

Funny:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::joy:, i can relate to the “slept like a baby” part

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:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: Baby Oil :thinking_face::thinking_face: A Baby :dizzy_face::dizzy_face::dizzy_face:

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Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?


Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?


Why isn’t 11 pronounced “onety-one”?

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Aileen.Cortes wrote:

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why isn’t 11 pronounced “onety-one”?

This is so funny :laughing: 

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?

Kevwe A.

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